Freaknik(aka The Worst Thing To Happen To Black People In 2010) – thank You T-Pain!


is the reason that I still use the N word.

Because sometimes, Niggas are just…NIGGAS

(and now that we know even mr. Civil rights himself, Jesse Jackson uses the word, we can all just shut-up about it now can’t we?)

Anyway, I wanted to believe so badly that T-Pain and co. were being ultra satirical, but alas, I’m afraid these muthafuckas can’t even spell SATIRE. I actually like a good amount of T-pain’s music, and I’m surprised at some of the people who participated in this project. I think they all just got high and made stuff that would make them and like-minded niggas (which I’m supposing is ALOT of you) laugh.

Hey, you niggas might think it’s dope. After all, it seems like most of you are pothead rapping ass fools with porn collections anyway. And since I’m so on the left that I hate everything from Friday to anything by Tyler Perry, You already knew where I was going to stand.

I hate myself for laughing at the few parts that I did, because honestly, even though this is ONLY A CARTOON, it speaks Volumes, My niggas. Volumes!!

It’s amazing to see what niggas do when you hand them some money and creative license.

And I really do hope you’ve taken notice of how many times I’ve said “Niggas”!!!

Freaknik(aka The Worst Thing To Happen To Black People in 2010 so far)…Continued…

Oh wait,

it gets worse…

After this, Can you PLEASE just promise me that we’re only going to do Genius, Brilliant, Charitable and Uplifting things for the rest of the year?? Cause that’s what it’s going to take to even out the shift in the axis of the black world that this stupid ass cartoon created!

Sex & The Chocolate City – Entry #9

The Worst Time To Be Single.

Top 5 WORST times to be SINGLE

I’m really single. To clarify, I’m not quote/unquote single, meaning I don’t have a defined boyfriend but do have a couple of boo’s on the side. No I’m straight up on the rocks single. There. Is. No. One. This is pretty rough considering it’s way too cold to go out and mix and mingle. Plus, with my hectic schedule and lifestyle, unless Mr. Right comes knocking on my door, there’s no way I’m going to find him. It’s called a single girl’s lull. But there are plenty of other times it’s bad to be single as well. Here’s the top five:

5. Summertime– Just think of all the romantic late night walks in the crisp weather, the picnics in the park, or romps on the beach. All the summer loving you won’t be having!

4. Weddings– Some would say this is a great place to be single, considering all the possible singles that frequent these events. But sometimes weddings can sadly remind you that you have yet to find someone to jump the broom with.

3. Valentine’s Day-Those big goofy looking heart shaped ballons, roses, cards, candy, blah, blah, blah. You can’t escape the day. It’s all around you. I once ran off to Jamaica thinking it was just a stupid American holiday and I would ignore it. Well wouldn’t you know Jamaicans are just as stupid.

2. The “Party”– You know what party I’m talking about. The party that you are 200% sure you’re ex is going to be at with his new girlfriend. I now understand the reasoning behind escort services.

1.Christmas/Thanksgiving– I find these to be the most romantic holidays… the lights, mistletoe, and the joy of the season. But on the other hand, no one wants to be the single girl at family functions, left to face the invasive judgmental question “So when you getting married?”

Can you think of anymore? Let us know!!!